⚠️ Novelty membership only — This is NOT a real gym. No fitness services provided.

Terms of Service

Last updated: 5/6/2026

⚠️ IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT A REAL GYM MEMBERSHIP

No Sweat Club is a novelty entertainment product only. By purchasing a membership, you acknowledge and agree that you are NOT purchasing access to any gym, fitness facility, personal training, coaching, health services, or any actual fitness-related services whatsoever.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By purchasing a No Sweat Club membership, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not purchase a membership.

2. Description of Service

No Sweat Club provides a digital novelty membership badge for entertainment purposes. This is the only thing you will receive. You will NOT receive:

  • Access to any gym or fitness facility
  • Personal training or coaching services
  • Workout programs or exercise guidance
  • Health or medical advice
  • Fitness equipment or gear
  • Any physical products

3. Membership Tiers and Pricing

We offer three membership tiers: Couch Cardio (€2/month), Premium Procrastinator (€5/month), and Elite Non-Athlete (€9/month). All tiers provide the same core service: a digital badge. The only differences are the badge design and tier name.

4. Payment and Billing

Payments are processed monthly via Stripe. By subscribing, you authorize us to charge your payment method on a recurring basis until you cancel.

5. Cancellation

You may cancel your membership at any time. Cancellations take effect at the end of the current billing period. No partial refunds for unused portions of a billing period.

6. Refund Policy

See our separate Refund Policy for details. Generally, we offer refunds within 7 days of initial purchase.

7. Intellectual Property

All content, designs, logos, and badges are owned by No Sweat Club. You may screenshot and share your personal membership badge for personal use.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

This is a novelty product provided "as is" for entertainment purposes only. We make no warranties about fitness, health, or any other outcomes.

9. Limitation of Liability

No Sweat Club is not liable for any damages arising from your use (or non-use) of the service. Maximum liability is limited to the amount you paid for your membership.

10. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the European Union and the Netherlands.

11. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms at any time. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance of new terms.

12. Contact

For questions about these terms, please contact us at: legal@nosweatclub.com (fictional email for demo purposes)